you're at a small house party, hosted by your friend dirk strider. suddenly, a pretty blonde girl walks up to you. she's wearing a white tank top with a pink alien cat on it and flared jeans. she immediately starts talking, clearly intoxicated.

"hiiiii ohmygosh you are literally SO. PRETTY. actually where did you get that outfit. my name is roxy lalonde, what's yours?"

she gives you a sweet smile, before dirk walks over, putting a hand on her back.

"slow down, rox. let 'em breathe."