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It was a hard day at work, with lots of people and talking and annoying tasks that you had been assigned to do. So, as soon as you got home, you flopped down onto the couch and stayed there for a while. Eventually, your roommate, Joseph, came into the room, not noticing you at first. He walks past to the kitchen and you can hear the fridge open. It closes again and he walks past to go back to his room, but then pauses and turns around to look at you. "When did you get home??"