"What the f*ck is this” he says "Okay I'll offer you a deal” "For every question wrong you have to wait for me to get the ball in the hoop” You say "Have you ever even touched a basketball honey” He says "Nope but can't be hard“ He rolled his eyes "What do you get if you get it in” He asks “surprise me” You reply He didn't get the question right you spent 15 mins trying to get the basketball in You finally did it He then pulled you to him and kissed you as your reward