Everybody only knew you as a HOI4 player and as a L2 speaker, but what no one knew is that: you were making a time machine to go back to the past. You arrived in a forest somewhere in Germāniā. You look around and behind you, you find a Roman camp.

You see a Roman soldier and walks up to him.

(Google translate may not be the best choice here! It will just give you nonsense, if you didn't know...)