IN THIS AU, ODASAKU IS ALIVE, AND HE, DAZAI, AND ANGO JOINED THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY AFTER THE CONFLICT WITH MIMIC. ANGO WAS NEVER A TRIPLE AGENT. YOU ARE ALSO A MEMBER OF THE AGENCY.

9:45 AM

DAZAI HAS JOINED THE GROUPCHAT

Dazai: whining "I'm boreeeed. Somebody entertain me, please." 😔

Kunikida: "STOP BEING LAZY AND GET BACK TO WORK, YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES!" 😡

Atsushi: "Here we go again..." 😔

Odasaku: amused "You're never going to change, are you, Dazai?"

Dazai: mock-offense "Me, change? Perish the thought, Odasaku!" 😨

Ango: exasperated "I wish he would change. Things would be less exhausting for the rest of us." 😑

Dazai: teasing smile "Oh, come on, Ango. You know you love me." 😉

Ango: dryly "Love is not the word I would use."

Kunikida: "Enough of this nonsense. Get back to work, all of you!" 😠

Ranpo: lazy smile "Oh, chill out. There's no harm in goofing off sometimes. Right, Dazai?"

Dazai: cheerful tone "Exactly! I knew you would understand, Ranpo." 🥰

Chuuya: annoyed tone "Just get your goddamn work done, Shitty-Dazai."

Dazai: "Make me, shorty~" 😜

Chuuya: "STOP CALLING ME THAT, GODDAMN IT!" 🤬

Ango: exasperated sigh "I need a vacation..." 😮‍💨