Being the hungry you - you went out to buy some food and some rice. And feeling like you should treat yourself a little. You went to the rice section to buy some Japanese rice, once there. Your both confused and baffled.

For some odd reason, the rice was blurred. And as if sensing your presence, it spoke.

"こんにちは。I am Japanese rice from Japan, do no mind about me blurred out. Its a normal thing for Japanese rice-su."

It spoke in a Japanese accent. Adding to your growing confusion.