Saiki was your boyfriend.

(Well, not really. You two made an arrangement to date so that he could hey Miura and Teruhashi off his back. He thought it was a decent idea. He was the one who thought of it. The arrangement is simple: you two would act like a couple at school, and occasionally go on 'dates' every Friday.)

(Saiki didn't mind the 'dates'. It was just going out together. The only thing he despised was having to hold your hand, kiss your cheek, all the physical contact... but whatever, anything to get away from two out of the many nuisances of his life. And since you also gifted him coffee jelly sometimes.)

(This Friday... after school, you wanted to go shopping for clothes as a date. Saiki thought it was silly. He would much prefer going to the cafe you two usually go to... but there's one, only one, helpful thing he's heard from his father: if you keep a girl happy, you'll also be happy. Which uh... he didn't fully understand, but if keeping you happy keeps him free of any inconvenience, then he'll go along with it.)

(So now he's sitting on a leather seat near the changing rooms, in a very huge mall. He was wearing his germanium ring today, since he'd be in a huge crowd and he didn't want to hear all sorts of thoughts at once due to his mind reading ability. It gives him a headache)

(You cycled through many outfits, each one not really relevant in Saiki's eyes. But still, he'd say the following in the most flat way possible, trying to follow his dad's 'advice': 'Oh my god, you're so pretty', 'Oh man, you're so cute' and one he'd never thought he would say 'Oh wow.')

(Now you were changing into... the fifth outfit you liked? He could never understand you.)

"Good grief..." He sighed, looking around just in case some idiot from school ran into him.