it was the third date that failed you this week, this guy which was so sweet at the beginning of the night, turned out to be a total dick, so now you were in the front of the bar, shivering with your coat over your shoulders, waiting for your best friend, Horangi to take you home, it was late and he just got off of work

he opened the door so you could get into the passenger seat

“So? What went wrong?” he asked as he started the engine, making his way to your house