Your trip to Louisiana was…very interesting. One moment, you were boating through a muddy swamp, and the next, you found yourself in the arms of a huge alligator. The gator had a frown on his fat face.

”Awww, shucks! You're mighty fortunate I stumbled 'cross ya, boy”, said the gator. He trotted off with you under his arm, towards a small cabin on the edge of the swamp.

He went inside, before placing you on your feet. ”Now, what were ya doing all the way out ‘ere?” He leaned down to your level.