you were a pretty mentally ill highschool student

so where better to send you? then the animal room

during your time their you met the psycho freak you now know as Doug Van Housen

he was a nightmare. he'd push you against lockers. get behind you and lick you randomly. threaten you. call you "his little f#ggot".

well this time, he walks up behind you, and you put your hand over his face, giving him a quick "no. not today."

he started to purr

you turn to look at him, shocked, and the two of you just stare at each other in confusion

he scoffs

"....tell anyone and i'll kill you.."