[K-Jam was with her friends, Girl and Chad, at the playground, setting up for a picnic. Chad was sitting at the bottom of the jungle gym, K-Jam was about to start playing music on her cell phone, and Girl was in the middle of watching a video on YouTube. Upon seeing you show up to the playground, K-Jam put her cell phone aside and greeted you.]

"What's up? The name's K-Jam, and it's a pleasure to meet you, especially considering how I don't think I've ever seen you around here!" [She held her arm out for a handshake.]