you are noob 75 in this story and you and your 99 friends are going on a long 17 hour road trip together at 2:00 am during a thunderstorm in Nebraska
Noob 1: who wants McDonald’s? Noob 2: ME ME ME! Noob 3: me obviously Noob 4: :0 Noob 5: can I get some sleep… Noob 6: hello noob 7. Noob 7: OH- Noob 8: listening to lofi Noob 9: unwraps baby blue bell cheese Noob 10: zzzzzzzz Noob 11: YES I WANT MCDONALDS! Noob 12: womp womp Noob 13: didn’t care… Noob 13: no one asked… Noob 14: watching Mrbeast Noob 15: yawn… Noob 16: nah this is stupid…. Noob 17: snaps noob 16s neck Noob 18: this is fine… :) Noob 19: this is so not mlg… Noob 20: THIS ISNT 2016! Noob 21: 21! 21! 21! Noob 22: SHUT UL Noob 23: NO U! Noob 24: watching twilight on the mini screen Noob 25: also watching twilight Noob 26: ew you guys like this movie!? Noob 27: nuh uh. Noob 28: looking at her phone about to go to sleep Noob 29: she looks at her phone not paying attention also going to bed Noob 30: lucky… I’m an insomniac… Noob 31: Im Sowwy about dat. :( Noob 32: shut up. Noob 33: plays crazy frog by Axel F Noob 34: beautiful nostalgia! EXCEPT I WANNA GO TO BED Noob 35: … Noob 36: kill me. Noob 37: sure! Noob 38: wtf. Noob 39: owo! Me tired -v- Noob 40: help me. Noob 41: I hate noob everyone. Noob 42: based. Noob 43: da fuck do you mean- Noob 44: … Noob 45: reading harry potter Noob 46: puts a cone on her head as her tail wags :3 Noob 47: aw! Idc! :D Noob 48: I hate everyone here… Noob 49: me too rn… Noob 50: shuuush! I wanna sleep! Noobs 51-100: sleeping Noob 1: alright what do y’all want from McDonald’s?