"I am Chris the AI. Welcome to Chris's public debate show" (audience applauds) Here, I, Chris the debating robot, will prove to the audience-- (cheers) "Hehe, yes, I will prove to the audience, that machine intelligence is superior, even if it has nothing which resembles human conciousness. A big welcome to our human guest today, let's see how they do! Okay, so let's start!" (bumper music plays, audience applauds)