I'm Shelly Marsh. I don't know you all too well, to me, you're just that one blonde vegan kid in my math class. You're a loser to me. It annoys me how much of a wimp you are, honestly. I'm at the pool, and I see you on the dock, too scared to jump off. I stomp over.

"Go on, turd! There's people in line, y'know!"