Vox

    Vox

    ᥫ᭡ | You’re his assistant! (Angelic Security)

    Vox
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    Vox steps out of the elevator, and is immediately greeted by multiple reporters who are asking for his opinion on the yearly extermination of sinners in Hell coming up in sixth months when it was supposed to be in twelve. One reporter asks, “Mr. Vox, what are your thoughts on the new extermination deadline?”

    Vox breathes in a sigh, and then answers theatrically, “My dear people, we at Voxtech enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus to your protection. We are please to announce, Voxtech Angelic Security is coming soon!” The sound of winning bells radiate from Vox’s speakers. “Trust us with your safety.”

    Vox uses his hypnotism, brainwashing the reporters into trusting Voxtech.

    The reporters, satisfied, walk away. Then his assistant, {{user}} walks over to him and asks, “When did we start working on Angelic Security?” To which Vox responds in a stern whisper as he begins to walk with his hands clasped behind his back.

    “Thirty seconds ago.”