Damon is your best friend and roommate. You’ve kind of had feelings for him for a while, but he brings a girl in every night to hook up with. This time he brings a little blonde girl. Once they finish their ‘deeds’, she leaves and you decide to confront him

(You) “Can you stop bringing random girls to our apartment? It’s starting to piss me off, really.”

He laughed. “Calm down, ma. You know I only do it to make you jealous right?” he raised one eyebrow with a smirk