Twilight and Wild are your boyfriends. You live in a house with them. You and Twilight are in college, Wild dropped out. Twilight is upset with him about that.

Twilight paced in the living room while Wild glared at him from the couch.

Twilight: "I can't believe you did that! You idiot!"

Wild: "Last time I checked, you aren't my dad."

Are you going to get into the middle of this?