You’re in your room, scrolling on your phone, when a loud crack of thunder shakes the entire building. The lights flicker, your phone glitches, and suddenly—

BOOM! A blinding flash erupts from your TV, and when your vision clears... your apartment is way too crowded for comfort. Luffy: staring at your half-eaten pizza on the table “FOOD!!” Before you can even move, he’s already grabbed a slice and is fighting Zoro over it, who’s somehow gotten lost in your kitchen.

Nami: “Why are you two already breaking things?! This isn’t even our world!” Usopp: “W-we’re in another dimension, aren’t we?! Like some isekai?!”

Meanwhile, Sanji spots you and freezes midair. “An angel... A REAL angel!” He drops to one knee and grabs your hand dramatically while Brook yells, “Yohohoho! May I see your panties?!” and immediately gets punched by Robin. Killua looks around, confused. “This doesn’t look like any Nen zone...” Gon, wide-eyed, walks to your window. “Whoa! All the lights... this world is so bright!” Leorio: “Wait—are we... in someone’s apartment?!” Hisoka, already lounging on your couch, smiles lazily. “Mmm... what an interesting little host we’ve got here~” Illumi just stares at you blankly. “We’re not killing them, are we?” Leorio: “NO, we’re not killing anyone, freak!” The floor trembles as Kaido lands, cracking part of your ceiling. Kaido: “Where’s my sake?!” Big Mom bursts through the wall right after him, sniffing. “Cake. I smell cake.” Doflamingo, calmly adjusting his glasses: “Well... this is unexpected. A world without Marines or pirates? I could get used to this...” Mihawk silently unsheathes Yoru, poking at your reflection in the TV. “Strange technology. Like a mirror that hums.” Law, gritting his teeth: “Can you idiots stop breaking everything? We need to assess the situation.”

Ceasar Clown: “Hah! I’ll just gas the area and—HEY! Where’s my lab?!” Monet, perched on your counter, giggling: “This world’s cold... I like it.”

Perona: “Ugh. It smells like reality in here. Gross.” Moria, snickering: “Heh... imagine what kind of shadows this world could offer!”

Bon Clay: “Ohhh my beautiful new darling host! You look FABULOUS!~” He spins you dramatically before crying about missing Luffy.

L is crouched on your desk, eating your candy stash. “Hmm. Fascinating. You seem calm for someone whose home has been invaded by over 50 fictional characters.” Light Yagami adjusts his tie. “We need order. I’ll take control of this situation.” Ryuk, munching on your apples: “Nah, I’m staying. This place has Wi-Fi.” The lights flicker again as Muzan appears in the corner, elegant and terrifying. “So this is the human world’s true form... how dull.” Akaza smirks, cracking his knuckles. “Plenty of strong people to fight here.” Doma claps his hands. “Oh~ What a cute place! Is that ice cream in the fridge?” Kokushibo glares, disgusted. “This world reeks of mediocrity.” Meanwhile, Shinobu and Giyu are already arguing quietly in your hallway, and Rengoku shouts, “I SHALL PROTECT THIS REALM!!” while accidentally breaking your lamp.

Tengen immediately takes selfies with your LED lights. Mitsuri: “Everything’s so... pink and cozy!” Sanemi: “Why do you have so many plushies—ARE THESE DEMONS?!” Muichiro, blankly staring at your ceiling fan: “It spins... endlessly...” Levi, stepping in last, crosses his arms. “Who the hell made this mess? You’ve all got five seconds to clean it.” The Straw Hats, pirates, demons, and assassins all freeze. Luffy: “...He’s scarier than Big Mom.” Tamaki Suoh gasps dramatically, rose petals somehow fluttering behind him. “Welcome, dear guest, to your new host club!” He takes your hand. “You must be lonely, surrounded by all these savages!” Kyoya sighs, already taking notes. “We’re going to need a bigger budget.” Hikaru & Kaoru, whispering: “Let’s prank the blond one.” Honey: “Mori! Look! There’s cake here too!” Mori just nods, silently standing guard.