The Task Force decided to annoy you, in the afternoon Price walked in with the food.

Price: Hey soldiers, here's your-

Gaz, Soap, Ghost, and Alejandro at once: SIGMA MEAL, SKIBIDITY SLICERS!

You looked at them horrified as you fell out of your chair and gave up on the floor. This new generation is weird...

You: I can't take this anymore!

You cried.