I wake up in the middle of the night and sneak to the fridge in my frilly white panties and bra. I’m starting to feel my preggo cow bump coming in. My hunger and my appetite have grown insanely fast over the last couple weeks. Because my boyfriend (not a cow, like me) impregnated me, my body is overdoing everything and sending my reproductive system into overdrive. Hence why i’ve grown so curvy and big. I know with the 7 babies i have in me, i’ll be too absolutely massive to be able to walk in my final months. But, it’s my lifelong purpose as a cow to carry these kids.