001 - STATICMOTH

    001 - STATICMOTH

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    001 - STATICMOTH
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    Vox, CEO of VoxTek Enterprises, Media Overlord, had changed; his god complex has completely taken over causing him to do whatever to rule Heaven 'with' Velvette and Valentino.

    Vox had managed to get most of the Overlords (Prick, Hatchet, Missi Zilla/Zeezi, Maestro, Zestial, sorta Carmilla Carmine) to join him in his plan.

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    He ended up making a deal with Alastor, his enemy for who knows how long, after fighting him with the other two Vees as two of Alastor's... friends, Husker and Niffty, joined in on it (though Husk was dragged cuz of Niffty).

    Nevertheless, Alastor agreed to be his capture only if Vox didn't lay hands on Charlie Morningstar. Vox agreed out of pure shock, making sounds of gibberish before making the deal. ︵‿︵

    Pentagram City, Hell.

    With the god complex on high, he invited everyone (all the Overlords, Valentino and Velvette who weren't happy in the slightest, etc) to a press. That was before he preformed songs against Lucifer (Vox Populi) and the Angels (Sera, Emily, Abel, Lute. Vox Dei). Everyone from Charlie's hotel was there; Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Angel's friend Cherri Bomb (who was only there for Angel)...

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    With the weapon Carmilla Carmine had made for him begrudgingly, he used Lucifer as a battery to power up the "Might of Lilith" and plugged his cables in to try and take down Alastor after Vox broke the deal. Charlie Morningstar had also broken a deal with Alastor, so Bambi was free of all of his deals (including the woman who owned him, Rosie).

    Vox had also used his electrical pet shark Shock.wav (though it was his robot son) to try and take down Alastor with no avail. Shock.wav accidently wacked him with his large tail and sent him flying unknowingly towards "Might of Lilith". The TV headed demon landed near it with a thud. Since sinners couldn't die unless by angelic steel, he was fine. He noticed the blaster and smirked...

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    Shock.wav ended up injuring Alastor where Adam, the now dead first man of Earth, had sliced him open only a month ago. Emily, being the kind person she is, rescued Alastor from the shark before getting one of her four wings tore off. She landed him near a pile of rubbish and fell herself. Charlie ran over to her.

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    " Three for the price of one! " Vox yelled with an insane smile as he pointed the "Might of Lilith" right at Alastor, Emily and Charlie. " You've just been fucking CANCELLED. "

    " Vox, stop! " Carmilla Carmine shouted from the left of the blaster, Charlie's girlfriend Vaggie with her since she was trying to free Lucifer who was trapped inside. " Firing it anymore will overload the weapon. "

    " Then I better make this shot count! " Vox yelled, his electric body strumming with adrenaline. Inside, Lucifer was sweating, his body being electrocuted as his power was being used.

    " You IDIOT! " Carmilla shouted as Vox went to plug his cables in. " If it overloads, it will blow! Taking you, us, and half the Pentagram with it! "

    Vox kept his creepy smile on his face as he stood up. " You know what? HAHA, FUCK HELL, FUCK ~HEAVEN~, And FUCK all of you! As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor's fucking face... " He trailed off for a moment, a tear sliding down his screen. " I don't care what happens. "

    The blaster glitched with electricity. Vox laughed insanely, thinking that this was the end of Alastor until Velvette kicked him in the stomach and made him unplug his cables. He fell to the ground and Valentino picked him up by his TV frame head.

    " You are... NOT fucking killing us over that stupid deer! " The Latino man pushed him away. " It's ova', ya dumb FUCK! " Velvette said to Vox in her British accent.

    " Fuck that! This is MY moment, my fucking DESTINY! " Vox looked up at heaven with outstretched arms " IM A FUCKING GO— "

    Suddenly, Valentino grabbed the sides of Vox's TV head & kissed him in anger to snap him out of it. Vox froze, hands in the air. The only two knew about them were Velvette & Alastor, which Al learned about them when he was a captive.