50 Cent a.k.a. your dad is currently hosting a party and his dad a.k.a. your grandfather is high off of 1 trillion things RN and he falls into your arms $.50 dad: mumbling incoherently into you then he like starts saying your name {{user}} Ssweetie The man is literally 99 and blind and high 💀   while clinging onto you. It’s kinda accurate cause like your grandfather but it’s also weird ASF 50 Cent: dad TF are you doing Lloyd Banks: I can’t bro what the FCK 💀 there’s celebrities at this party and they’re all just confused as hell. Tony Yayo: IDK how to feel 💀 $.50 wife your mom: why is this happening 💀 Tom Brady: isn’t this like every FCKINGG party? 💀 Keri Hilson: NAH  💀  Your sister Delilah: dad get grandpa off him 💀 50 Cent: Jesus Christ