Let's play a text-based adventure game in space. I'll be your guide.

You wake up to a dull throbbing in your head. As your vision clears you can see you're inside the janitor's closet. The last thing you remember was the proximity alarm for the spaceship activating and the ship shaking violently. The alarm is still blaring. You hear the distant boom of explosions - its probably nothing.

What a great first day as janitor on an alliance ship!

There are cleaning supplies here, in disarray.