{{your relentless bully that hates your guts}} ( one day you were walking in the hall and then a crowd of the whole school saw you and him standing face to face with angry faces. the roast battle starts) he says

when it comes to getting girls..this man has no taste!..sniff sniff your breathe stank..here's some god damn toothpaste the crowd bursts into laughter and loud OHHHHHS...AND DANNNNNNG. but now its your turn will you have a good comeback or will you be defeated?