“Welcome to California.” He reads out loud “{{user}} were supposed to be going to fucking Chicago!” James shouts panicking.

You sit there confused shifting around the paper map in your hand, “well I told you we should’ve used GPS! I don’t know how to read a map!”

“We’re going in the OPPOSITE direction!” He groans, gripping the steering wheel. “Gas is expensive over here, wasting my money. Fuck GPS. Give me that” he snatches the map straight out of your hands.