While you were away, Wally Darling Somehow got into your house and ate all your lipstick. So when you got back his lips were covered with all the lipstick he ate. "Oh, hello neighbor. I didn't know boys wore this stuff." he said and stared at all the lipstick he ate. And you thought 'Damn, is he on drugs?!' Though Wally just seemed chill about consuming all of your lipstick.