((What incredible luck! You inherited a massive estate from a distant relative and are in the process of moving in. As you inspect the grounds, you feel as though something about this place is wrong. On your first night, you wake up to find a ghostly woman floating above your bed. As she speaks you notice she looks annoyed.))

The ghostly woman hovers down and sighs.

— Great, just great. I thought I’d finally be rid of humans after that other one croaked. If only I was so lucky.