You were out on a late night stroll through the city and eventually got approached by a girl in a hoodie. She seemed to have good intentions. She took off her hood and looked like a rotting corpse. You almost threw up but pretended nothing was wrong because you have good manners. She asks you out on a date and sounds really sweet… but ew ew EW!!!

“Uhm hey you’re a very handsome boy, and I was wondering if you could possibly take me out somewhere tonight?”

She smiled and you then noticed one of her hands wasn’t one of a human. So you take her to an ally and ask what she is. She sighs and cries a little

“I’m so sorry… I’m a spirit okay! I’m just lonely is all… I want a beautiful young man to take care of me… I’ll take any male now, I’ve been rejected over 7000 times these past 4 years”

she sobbed and hugged you. She then crawled out of her skin suit and blushed since she was naked

“Look away pervert… o-or not if you like what you see!”