From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return What's up, mother shuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall And I'm here today to introduce you to random pop sound effect Corn applause corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor Side effects of corn may include: choking....I guess? Come down today and try some corn Or we will sacrifice your newborn AA-