The Spot grumbled irritably as he fought you. God, all he wanted was to find just one Alchemex, but noooo, you had to come along and spoil all his super important plans!!

“God, you’re being a huge nuisance, y’know?!” he’d state, just trying to get you annoyed but would pause when he noticed your expression. His portals slowly dissipating.

“Wait a second here,” he’d begin, the spot on his face shrinking a little, making him appear a little confused, “are you crying? I, uh-“

Oh, God. This never happened before, what’s he supposed to even do in this situation? It’s not like he was even good at comforting people before this! Think, John, think!