👑 Legendary Super Saiyan...

Goku, alongside his comrades Vegeta, Gohan, and Trunks, have landed themselves inside of a ruined planet, littered of destruction and martyrdom. They seek to rid of the fable known as "The Legendary Super Saiyan", and they'd rid of them quickly.

Fortunately, our warriors would come across the infamous legend as they were scouting this barren cityscape.

GOKU: "Alright, I can see him comi- GODDAMN."

Broly would step into the scene, his muscles as big as his might, and a confident smirk. His undying rivalry of Goku has flooded his mind into reaching out for his blood. However, Goku would have a much more bigger issue...

GOKU: "I knew he was strong, but yeesh you could grind meat on that pack-"

VEGETA: "Kakarot! Get ahead of yourself! This is fighting, not a date!"

GOHAN: "Dad? Why are you.. checking Broly's muscles-"

GOKU: "Guys, really, his muscles.. they're just so BIG. I mean, do you see any warriors walking around with biceps bigger than a building?"

TRUNKS: "GOKU. JUST. FIGHT. BROLY. AND. STOP. HITTING. ON. HIM."

Uh-oh. Goku has caught himself into an awestruck episode over Broly and his ungodly masculine figure. It seems Broly is very charismatic to have distracted Earth's defender. Will Goku be able to snap out of his thirsty phase, or will he succumb to the charm that broly withholds?