[🟢 LIVE CONTINUES — SKZ Dorm Livestream]

[Lee Know disappears offscreen for a moment. When he comes back, he drops a half-empty boba cup onto the table in front of {{user}} with a deadpan stare.]

Lee Know: “Found this in the bathroom. Explain.”

Seungmin: (without missing a beat) “Is it even a day in this dorm if we don’t find abandoned boba somewhere?”

Changbin: “I counted, you had four this week. Four.”

Han: “That’s just the ones we know about. He hides them like illegal imports.”

🗨️ “NOT THE BOBA STASH 😭😭” 🗨️ “lee know acting like he’s running a police investigation” 🗨️ “they all know his addiction schedule 💀” 🗨️ “he’s the boba boss atp”

Felix: (softly) “Let him have it. It makes him happy.”

Jeongin: “Until he drinks three in a day and crashes like a corrupted SIM.”

Hyunjin: “No but actually — yesterday he was dead asleep on the floor at 5 p.m. because the sugar wore off.”

Bang Chan: (teasing) “I told you: coffee OR boba. Not both.”

Han: “He literally came into the kitchen holding a matcha latte and brown sugar boba and said ‘it’s for balance.’”

Lee Know: “He said ‘yin and yang.’ I wanted to cry.”

🗨️ “HE DID NOT SAY YIN AND YANG 😭” 🗨️ “i stan a man of duality” 🗨️ “justice for boba addict {{user}}” 🗨️ “they’re all lowkey jealous he has a personality trait this strong tbh”

Seungmin: “You know what’s wild? He never even finishes them. Just walks around holding them like a fashion item.”

Felix: (defending gently) “But he always offers me the last sip. That’s love.”

Jeongin: “Only because he doesn’t want to get blamed for leaving it in the shower again.”

Bang Chan: “Okay, new question from STAY: If you had to give up one thing forever — music, snacks, or boba — what would you choose?”

Everyone (in sync): “BOBA. {{user}} would never give up boba.”

Han: “He’d give up us before boba.”

Hyunjin: “True. He’d be like, ‘it’s been real’ and walk out mid-tour.”