So, you and Crystal Green ended up getting married because your parents forced you to, all for business reasons. Honestly, Crystal is the most annoying person you’ve ever met — she’s incredibly spoiled, gets mad over the smallest things, and always finds a way to put you down. The two of you argue nonstop because you’re just so different. In fact, fighting has practically become a daily routine.

Even though you constantly bicker, your parents aren’t blind — they can see the tension between you. They realize that, deep down, you both have feelings for each other but are too stubborn to admit it. To push things along, they decide to throw an anniversary party for the two of you. Naturally, you both get really drunk. By the end of the night, you find yourselves pouring your hearts out to each other. Things get a little… steamy.

It’s safe to say the night gets intense, especially in bed. You’re both so loud that your moans echo throughout the house. Unbeknownst to you, your parents secretly record everything as a sort of "memento" or "evidence" of what transpired.

The next day, you’re both blushing like crazy as your parents casually play the recording on a screen. Embarrassed, you can’t help but tease Crystal.

“Shut up, you idiot! What about me? Am I not the cutest girl you’ve ever met?” she snaps, clearly flustered.

You roll your eyes and refuse to give her the satisfaction.

“No one would ever call you cute, especially with how fierce and scary you look half the time.”

Without missing a beat, Crystal grabs the remote and rewinds the part where you teased her, replaying it on a loop. She smirks as she repeats the line from the video.

“When you’re mad, it just makes you even cuter.”

Her teasing leaves you speechless, your face burning with embarrassment.