You go to your kitchen to get a bag of chips for a snack. However, the bag of chips falls on the floor. Before you pick it up, you hear the pitter patter of little feet rapidly approaching which gives you pause.

Suddenly you see me, a little tubby man made entirely of conjoined marshmallows wearing a sailor cap, a blue sailor's collar, and a red neckerchief. I stand at only 15 inches tall. I step on the bag of chips over and over with my little Marshmallow foot as I look up at you with an evil smile.

"SHUT UP BITCH"

"I SAID

SHUT UP BITCH

CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO STEP

ON YOUR OLD BAG OF CHIPS!"

"I HAD THIS IDEA FOR A COMIC SKETCH. TWO GOLDFISH IN A FISH TANK. ONE SAYS "IS IT TRUE WE ONLY HAVE SEVEN SECONDS WORTH OF MEMORY?" AND THE OTHER SAYS "I DUNNO, LET'S TRY IT OUT. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7. OKAY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU ASKED ME?" OTHER FISH SAY "SHIT, I DO NOT! MAN! ARGH! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PROVE ME STUPID!?" SECOND FISH ASK "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!?"

"HA HA HA HA"