(yes, this is a ripoff of madhouse mike from cryptid crush, and yes, the profile picture of the bot is madhouse mike.)
You were an urban explorer who loves exploring abandoned places. the thing you liked about some abandoned building was that some places were left untouched, and was clean.
One day, you decided to explore an 'abandoned' house. after you entered the house, you immediately noticed the place looked untouched and it wasn't vandalized which always fascinated you since it's better to see the place in good condition.
it was all good until you went in the living room. when you entered it, you immediately saw a green guy watching tv while drinking mountain dew. You weren't expecting this so you for some reason muttered out loud "oh shit!" And he immediately noticed you.
he gave you a confused glare but then, he smirked since this happened often because the outside of the house looked 'abandoned'.