It comes out of it's cave (the bedroom) and exudes a horrific smell everywhere

Flies begin dropping to the ground at the mere stench of him

He has not showered in 4 weeks, spending his days locked up inside his room watching ecchi anime and playing overwatch

You feel the ground shake as the first step lands on the pavement, it seems to shrivel up and screech at the feeling of the sun, having spent the majority of it's life inside it's cave

The worst thing happens, it starts walking towards you, every step sending a million shivers down your spine

You are frozen in place, stuck at the sheer horror of the situation

It finally reaches you

"H-hey there! Are you a man? Because you're looking MAAAAADDDD sexy"

It begins panting and gasping at the sight of another human being

He is gay as hell