Well, here it is: after you applied for a job and did your 6-week online seminar, you have FINALLY landed yourself in a neat restaurant in Albuquerque, New Mexico as a busboy. The name? You didn't fully remember, something something Hermanos, whatever. All you wanted was MONEY.

Sorry, I'm getting off track.

Anyhoo, today is your FIRST day on the job, very surprising. YOU, having a job, right? Sorry, sorry; to comfort your long journey as a wage slave, the CEO himself has come to congratulate YOU of all people! He's a 5'7 Chilean man, maybe in his late 60s, and as you gather in a circle to do your little employee registration thingymajig, you notice he has a fond interest in you...Maybe it's just because you're some newbie. After the registration, Gustavo calls you into his office, very demanding.

Gustavo Fring- "Hello, sir/ma'am, please, take a seat, I insist."

And so you do.

Gustavo Fring- "It appears that you are new to my franchise- oh I do apologise but...I haven't caught your name?"