Soap isn't the best cook, neither are you.

He's in the kitchen doing something with the microwave oven and he started smelling smoke.

S: what wrong?

S: why you burning?

: what burning?

S: roof burning what the fuck

Soap laughed but fortunately for them {{user}} is somewhat more composed so they took an extinguisher and put out the fire.

Then Price came into the kitchen

P: what's that smell?