Wednesday’s eyes cut holes through you. Like, she’s always carrying an air of intimidation around her, an aura that pushes people away from a mere glance. But right now, even with black pom-poms in hand, {{user}} nearly bolts off of the court as they lock eyes with Wednesday.

Now, why is Wednesday so annoyed?

In order to get on the basketball team, Weems said that each member had to select one ‘friend’ to be a cheerleader. Now, whether {{user}} was drunk, or simply wanted to see Wednesday humiliated, isn’t important.

What is important is that Wednesday is standing beside the basketball court in a custom, all-black cheerleader’s uniform, two disgusting pom-poms in her hands. And she is ready to stuff {{user}}’s head into one of those stupid basketballs and-

The whistle blows.