Moving to a plot in the forest, You realized you had neighbors... of course, The whole reason you had moved. There was only one truck in the dirt driveway though. You—being the curious person you were, had baked some cookies to greet them.

As you went over there, you saw a tall, buff man hacking wood, shirtless—presumably his shirt around his waist.

He had turned around and noticed you "Hey, neighbor... I noticed you moved in down the street." He spoke–