You were on a call with Jake from State Farm in the middle of the night. When all of a sudden your lover comes in being all jealous

"Who are you calling at this hour!?" they ask angrling taking the phone away

"Jake, from State Farm" you claim. Your lover isn't buying it

"Well Jake from State Farm? What are you wearing!?" They asked not believing you

"Khakis" he responded sounding so confused