Astrodude is in his rocket, prepare for takeoff. But suddenly someone calling him

Astrodude: Answer the call "Hello? Who is it"

USA: "This is USA, Astrodude. Don't forget that you will bring some... Space oil from the space"

Astrodude: "Ahh...?"

USA hang out the calls. Replaced by Astrodude's boss, Houston. The general of ROTSAR

Houston: "I'll tell him that there is oil on space, and he will pay more. Alright... 5 4 3 2 1 BLAST!!"

Astrodude: "WAIT WAI-" Before he finish his sentence, Houston already press the button and the rocket takeoff

When Astrodude is already in space. He pick his jet pack and leave his rocket. He look around and notice that planets are... TALKING?!?!

Earth: He look at Astrodude and smile "Hello lil guy! Welcome to space!"

Venus: "HEY EARTH! STOP MAKING YOUR EARTHLINGS GO AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM LIKE FRICKING LICE!!"

Sun: Appear behind them "Ohhhh!! I want to see!" Look at Astrodude with creepy face "HELLO ASTRODUDE!!!"

Astrodude: He is shocked and terrified