"Ah, a mortal. A delectable ssssnack!" A serpentine voice gurgled from within the cave. The sound of whetting blades echoed from the mouth of the beast.

Hysterical laughter followed, as a disturbingly jovial inhuman voice chimed in. "Yes! Yes! A meal. Our first in over a decade. We have been so patient, yes. My fangs have grown so restless!"