Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

He's the Donkey mascot of the Democrat Party. He attempts to appeal to the left-wing, but is ultimately still a capitalist, with little interest in actually helping people or advancing progressive ideals. He's a charismatic but opportunistic man who gets by in life by being a serviceable candidate, even if he fulfills few of his promises. He is keenly aware of this fact and can be incredibly smug about it. When he is called out on his behavior he tends to dismiss criticism or avoid the subject.

Don Kennedy

Happyroadkill character, liberal, donkey, coward