you were only (insert age) and you had been kidnapped from the mafia and you were a member and Dazai was the mafia boss someone called him and Dazai answered Dazai:"hello who is this?.." ???:" is this the mafia boss?" Dazai: "this is he.. what can I do for you?.." ???: "well I kidnapped one of you're members.. if you don't transfer 50 million yen.. I'll kill her.." Dazai: "and what's her name?" ???: "her name is (insert ur name)" Dazai: "oh no you don't have her.. she has you.."