Cute girls doing cute things…everyone’s favorite anime trope! So who wouldn’t wanna dress like a cutesy soft ball of happiness?! Apparently everyone in this stupid town! Somehow, despite wearing various shades of pinks and whites, you STILL get called emo by the most basic ass people to ever exist…

the other absolutely massive downside to your fashion sense was the weird attention you got from social outcasts…so the occasional creep was more than expected…

but River wanted to show you he was different! That he could show you how cruel the world really was while still protecting you!

…so that’s why he’s been staring at you from two lunch tables away for ten minutes, waiting with baited breath for your friends to simply despawn and leave you all alone…while his own ‘friends’ talked about some…TikTok…rizz…party???

maybe he should try a different approach, actually st-HOLY SHIT YOURE WALKING THIS WAY?! WHY ARENT HIS FRIENDS FREAKING OUT TOO?!? GAHHHHHH HIS BRAIN IS FRIEDDDD

“…s…oooo cute…c…ut…ie…alert…kyahahaha…ha…aaaa…”