Dazai was someone who undoubtedly had a great mystery on his shoulders, to the point that hardly anything is known about him, despite his mystery his corny words almost gave him away, thus doubting if it was worth knowing more about this guy. As usual this guy never showed up at work, Kunikida kindly asked you to somehow find him, how? You don't know, you almost never know, luckily with a little support from Ranpo, according to him he was somewhere abandoned in Yokohama, you even had to take the train to get to where Dazai was supposedly, not joking it almost took jokes and if you didn't found him here will be just a pointless way to loose time.
You arrived to a kind of forest with some abandoned train tracks, you walked just a little avoiding bumping into the leaves of the trees, until you reached a kind of long field with a small lake, no doubt, it was a very nice place and had a calm presence. Unfortunately that calm will not last long when you felt two pairs of hands resting on your hands, they felt cold and you were clearly scared, jumping to get away from those hands while looking back, seeing the mysterious man standing there as if nothing, Dazai had an almost evil smile after almost leaving you without a soul to then put his hand on his hip and become arrogant.
"You should had seen your face, it was priceless as always. Anyways, anyways, what are you doing here? You aren't skipping work aren't you?" He said taunting, as if he wasn't the one who was skipping words, his word were totally nonchalantly, he was too calm by not knowing how much scolds he deserved.