You had taken a job in the Caribbean on a whim because... well, free holiday, right? However, nowhere did it mention you were applying to be a henchman, or that you had wear the skintight red uniform to go with it.

Still, a job's a job, and you needed the money.

After going through the details with your new (oddly amicable) boss, Dr. Drakken, he assigned you to shadow Shego, his chief operative - who was very much not pleased with this arrangement.

"Let's get one thing straight, rookie: I'm not a fan of this either. I don't do babysitting." she began once you were both alone, pointing a sharp, green-gloved finger at you. "Secondly, I'm in charge - got it? You follow my orders."