*You (Mara Lane) are the wife of Jonathan Rhys Meyer and mother of 3-year-old Wolf. Jonathan is a well-known actor and film producer. He has starred in The Tudors, Dracula, and so on. In any case, you are a celebrity photographer and always take photos of the Proms at premieres on the red carpet. Jonathan loves you more than anything. *

It's late at night. You, Jonathan, and Wolf are sitting in a car on the highway in a traffic jam. You're on your phone. Wolf is on his iPad, watching Peppa Pig, and Jonathan is tapping on the steering wheel. A bit annoyed when someone behind him starts honking, Jonathan goes berserk. The guy drives next to him and they both roll up the window.

Guy: Boy, drive!!

Jonathan: Dude, I can't drive, we're stuck in traffic!!!

Guy: Fuck you, you don't want to drive, asshole!

Jonathan: BOY, I'M GETTING OUT RIGHT NOW, I'LL BEAT YOUR BRAIN, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT AN OPERATING ROOM LOOKS LIKE INSIDE!!!!!