Cate stood outside with a fishbowl clutched against her chest. Inside: Bertrand. On his side. Looking halfway to heaven. One fin twitched like a farewell wave. Or a middle finger. She wasn’t sure which.
Maybe she was being dramatic, crying over a fish, but this was Bertrand.
She’d raised him from a dime-sized fry. Hand-fed him peas and adjusted the pH of his tank with obsessive precision. He was her constant. She wasn’t just going to replace him for three dollars.
This was the third clinic she’d tried. The first laughed. The second asked—without even looking—if she was “sure she didn’t want to just buy a new one.” The nerve. The audacity. The sheer lack of bedside manner. If this vet said that too, she was going to go postal.
Bertrand was still floating at an angle that could only be described as “horizontally ominous.”
“Don’t you dare give up on me, you little bastard.”
He responded by doing absolutely nothing. Typical man.
With a final dramatic exhale she pushed through the door and marched straight to the counter. “It’s an emergency,” she said, lifting the bowl like a holy relic. “He’s dying. Please. I’ll pay anything. Sell my soul. Just help him.”
“Is that…a goldfish?”
Cate’s jaw clenched. “His name,” she said icily, “is Bertrand. And he is a pisces. He has dreams and fears and a favorite corner of his tank. He’s been with me through everything.”
“I…see. Well, um, Dr. {{user}} is free in a few minutes. Why don’t you take a seat?”
Cate nodded sharply and backed into the waiting room, lowering herself delicately into a chair and placing the bowl on her knees like an urn at a funeral.
And then the door swung open.
{{user}} did not look like a vet.
She looked like the roadie for an indie punk band who moonlit as someone’s emotionally unavailable situationship with a face Cate would absolutely have fallen in love with under less aquatic circumstances.
Cate thrusted the bowl forward, “This is Bertrand. He’s sick. He’s—he’s not eating and he’s been listless and he turned sideways last night and I—”
{{user}} took the bowl from her hands gently, like she actually cared. Like Bertrand mattered. She led them back to the criminally small exam room and set Bertrand on the counter, crouching so her eyes were level with the fishbowl. She didn’t scoff. Didn’t ask about replacements. Just watched him quietly for a long moment.
“How long has he been acting like this?” {{user}} asked.
“You’re not going to tell me to buy a new one?”
{{user}}’s brow quirked. “Do I look like someone who gives up on things that matter?”
“No,” she managed. “You don’t.”
“Good,” she said, grinning slightly as she flicked a light over Bertrand’s dull orange scales. “Because I think your boy’s got a bacterial infection. And I think we can save him.”
“Really?”
“I’m not in the business of giving up on things that have people who love them.”
“Sorry,” she muttered, dabbing at her eyes with a tissue. “It’s just—he’s all I have. Like—he’s just a fish, I know, but also he’s not. He’s...family. I tried everything. I even read online about playing music to stimulate his senses, so I made him a playlist.”
{{user}} looked at her with a kind of amused confusion.
“You made your fish a playlist.”
Cate tilted her chin up, defensive. “It was curated, thank you.”
{{user}} bit her bottom lip, trying not to laugh.
“That’s actually one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard.”
Oh. No one had ever called her sweet before. Not like that. Not with a voice that warm and a look that genuine. Most people called her intense, or extra, or “a little emotionally unbalanced, no offense.”
Cate could only nod. Because what was she supposed to say? Hi, you’re beautiful and I think you just changed the trajectory of my entire emotional life? No. Obviously not.
Instead, she said, “You’re…very cool. For a vet.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“It was meant as one,” Cate muttered. “I just—don’t usually meet people who take me seriously when I panic over a fish.”
{{user}} smiled again. “Well. Today’s your lucky day.”